Monday, February 2, 2009
Pointless Holiday or Government Conspiracy?
There has to be more to it than a chubby rodent. I'm thinking that the government is using the whole charade to get all of us to worship Bill Murray, then they can put subliminal messages into the movie and brainwash us when we watch it like fifty times in one day. Here's my proof: what could be funnier than watching Bill Murray's face as the groundhog drives his car? And every time I see the movie all I can do is grin like a moron and wish I were Andie MacDowell. Maybe she's a spy. I'll let you know if I run into her, seeing as how she lives here in Ashevegas- center of all mystery and intrigue in the known world. Back to knitting sock monkey arms!
If you can tell me what this government conspiracy is really about, and that it involves yarn, I will send you some Noro.