Thursday, January 29, 2009
Sock Monkey Hangover
Last night I had planned to go to bed early, but after American Idol I re-frogged Sister Mary Monkeypants's butt, and a bunch of good Law n Orders came on, and then there was a movie, and suddenly it was 4:30 am and Sister Mary Monkeypants had a torso and eyes. My craft table looks like it exploded. Eastie Beastie has been very excited since yesterday because we have a guest with a french accent that has been randomly spouting phrases under the dining room table. I think at some point the puggles tried to make friends with him, but being a cat wearing boots they just managed to remove his voicebox somehow, and now he mysteriously speaks from under the table every so often, causing pug head tilts and some confusion.