Now we saw some pretty lights and such when we lived in Georgia, but I found a truly horrific awesome tacky light display the other night and my camera just does not do it justice. If you drive from Biltmore Village towards Swannanoa River Rd, like you are going to AC Moore, there is a tiny house on the left up on the hill... It is breathtaking in it's awesome capacity to overwhelm. Son #3 who is a small pessimistic Grinch along the lines of Stewie from Family guy, saw this house, mouth open, jaw dropped in awe. The only thing that couldpossibly top this is Santa hugging a giant Elvis in a purply glitter jumpsuit on my roof. One day...
Also I have posted my new favorite holiday photo of random pop culture creativity in which Santa battles a Jedi. You know, I think whoever posts the best headline for that photo (yep I took the picture) wins a skein of Noro. Seriously. Deadline: Dec 20th.
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and he was all, "dude, it's satan who is on the dark side, i'm santa!!!"
and then alec guinness was all, dude, whatever, dumble, wherez my presents?
oh, that was me who posted that awesome rad caption.
J, that's um, the only one so far but will be hard to beat!! However, you haz not left any contact info. LOL
Puggerhugger, don't pretend that's not your yard! We love that!!
The Power hopefully defeats consumerism.
Ya, I wish it was my yard. Sadly, even our pink barbie tree busted a bulb so no lights here. My favorite part over there is the seal wagging its lit up tail on top of a christmas bush. Random. What, a hundred bucks? We could eat for a week on that seal. Well that sounded odd.
Don't eat seal. It's just wrong.
If I could think of a clever caption I would . . . maybe later??
Santa: "Obi-wan, I am your father."
Obi-wan: "Nooooooo!"
dude, it's me, bittle.
"May the force be with you Santa on x-mas eve, and no you cannot borrow the x-wing for deliveries"....:)
I goofed it up..so I'm redoing it:
Everyone KNOWS that Christmas Spirit is stronger than the force ANYDAY!!!
The farce is strong in this one...
Hreow
Jedi: I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass!
Gandalf the Red: this has got to be the worst nightmare...
scratch that line from Gandalf and change it to this:
Gandalf the Red: dude. worst pipeweed trip ever.
General Kenobi: Years ago, a reindeer had a nose that could light up. I regret that I must present this request to you in person; but Rudolph has been under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring presents to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the mmory systems of bag of toys unit. You must see these toys safely delivered to Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope. Use your light saber to guide my sleigh.
and by the way, this is me again, bittlerelly.
memory, not mmory. whoops.
Santa: "Alright, alright! I'll STOP giving you a Fruitcake every year!"
Jedi Knight confuses Christmas with Cinco de Mao and beats Santa to death thinking he was a pinata.
Oh Puggers pick me, pick me!!
Manitoba
Santa: Threaten me all you want, but your Jedi mind tricks and light saber still aren't as scary as the image of me hugging a giant Elvis in a glittery purple jumpsuit!
Jedi to Santa "Give me your Bubbo pants and no one gets hurt."
Sheila
Dear Santa:
Been good this year, I have. Deserve lots of presents, I do.
Love,
Yoda
Dear Yoda: You don't get even a candy cane until you learn what a dangling participle is! You're almost as old as I am, man, learn to speak!
Love ,
Santa
(I realize that Yoda is not actually in the picture, but I just got a giggle out of thinking of his Santa letter and couldn't help myself)
(you can give me some Noro for an almost completely unrelated caption. No, you can! I give you permission!)
Obi-Wan: Santa, you know I wanted the purple lightsaber! How come Mace Windu gets all the cool stuff?
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