So spacey today! Bad cold. So the hub and I have this running joke about son #2. He has no idea of course, being only 10 and pretty sheltered, but this kid is constantly saying something that could be interpreted in a less than savory way. We call him "the pron king" only switch the letters. Here is this morning's sterling example:
Whole family is chilling in the great room, son #2 is on his computer game and in the relative quiet morning he sings out "It's an automatic errrrrrrectionnnnnnn."
The hub and I look at each other. "Son, what did you just say?" says I.
Again he belts out "It's an automatic erectionnnnnnnnn!"
"Nick, an erect^on is when your penis gets hard. Where did you hear that song?"
Insert entire family snickering and giggling
"From Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights on tv."
Son #3 the knowitall corrects him- "It's ejection, Nick."
A few minutes later... "It's an automatic erectionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! oops."