Monday, May 11, 2009
Naughty Barbie and Hoochie Mama Bratz
My friend Lulu invited me to join a barbie cake contest on Ravelry. I explained that I am a cake EATER not so much a cake decorator. Just to drive home my point I thought I would explain some things about Barbie. First of all, if I was going to do a barbie cake I'd use the "anti-Barbie" as my cake topper since I am pretty sure the model is based on my uh, zaftig form. Also, Barbie is not always so nice as you can see from the illicit mud-wrestling photo above. Then there's the day that slutty bratz doll kicked Barbie's ass. Of course I might still try to do the cake thing but only if I could get away with the barbie nun cake.