Friday, May 1, 2009
Ashevegas Herb Festival
We have a new sock monkey visitor! Miss Pink Floyd/ValenTina Turner, "America's Darling of Drag Divas" has arrived in style.Almost immediately upon meeting her, she announced that we were making an unplanned pitstop at the Asheville Herb Festival. She was savagely disappointed because "it wasn't THAT kind of herb festival" but she managed a few photo ops: She agreed to pose for one booth because the lady wanted her for a blog. Also, she posed with a banana tree, and some secksie sounding soaps that she wanted me to buy for her, something about "dirty old man" and "stud bubbles". She was not pleased when I bought lilac cream. When we evaded the cops and made it home without incident, she made friends with son #1's sock monkey, ironically enough named by unsuspecting son as Lola. *sigh*
Needless to say, we are all thrilled at her arrival and look forward to lots of exciting adventures! Anyone with suggested adventures for a transgender sock monkey please do let me know!