"I loved him so much," she told a judge, "that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to." This is referring to the Mormon missionary that she kidnapped and chained him to a bed with mink-lined handcuffs and made him her sex slave.
Uh HUH.
Now she's in trouble for something about talking some guy into a burglary...to get her three-legged horse a wooden leg.
Frickin CREEPY.
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